***CAUTION: CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE - RATED 'X' BY THE MOTION PICTURE ASSOCIATION OF THE VOICES IN MY HEAD***For those of youse in the dark who have been living under a rock or sharing a cave with Bin Ladin let me explain:
South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford - who gained notorious national fame for publicly refusing money for his state from President Obama's stimulus package - went AWOL last Thursday (June 19) after a particularly negative session with the legislature of South Carolina.
At first his office said that he took a state vehicle and went off to take time to "clear his mind..."
Then on Friday law enforcement officials tried contacting the governor by cellular phone and text and received no response.
On Saturday June 20 the governor's office issued a statement that there is no reason for concern, but couldn't confirm whether they were in touch with the governor.
On Sunday June 21 the Lt Governor André Bauer finds out the the governor's whereabouts are unknown.
By Monday the shit had hit the fan and inquiries and requests were pouring in to the governor's office demanding that they advise the public of the location of the governor as there were now concerns about the transfer of power should there be a state disaster and life-safety decisions were needed.
By this time the national media had gotten hold of the story like a dog with a bone and the glare of the international media shone on South Carolina line a prison spotlight on an escaping inmate.
On Tuesday the governor's office issues a statement that the governor would be returning to his office on Wednesday and would issue a statement on his disappearance.
Today - Wednesday June 24 - was a frantic day at work for me. With the current heat wave I was inundated will calls from residents about non-working air conditioners, I had to walk eight apartments with an inspector in the middle of Chicago's first heat wave - all while wearing long sleeves and an undershirt.
I barely time to scratch my itchy tuchass or wipe the sweat pouring from my brow much less keep up with the news.
While standing in someone's apartment during the one of the inspections I asked the occupant - who had the TV tuned to CNN - if anything interesting had happened during the day.
"Sure," he said, "that governor in South Carolina? He was having an affair with some girl in Argentina......"
My jaw dropped. Then I began to involuntarily giggle. Minutes later the giggles turned to outright laughter.
I just couldn't stop laughing at the FUCKING HYPOCRISY OF ELECTED REPUBLICAN POLITICIANS!!!
Here is the party that claimed they are morally superior to Democrats while ramming their precious "faith and values" bullshit down our throats for the past 15 years......they are now turning out to be the very party whose senators and governors in the past six months have been caught with their pants down - literally - while operating on a separate...and DISGUSTING set of double-standard values.
And NO, the Democrats are not hypocrites as we do NOT go around telling everyone who they can or cannot screw while clutching a cross to which a blond-haired, blue-eyed Jesus is nailed for personal display. .
Hey Governor Sandford!!!!!!! What happened - did some swishy faggot walk by your house or office and suddenly put your marriage in jeopardy and forced you to cheat on your wife?
ASSHOLE.
This is the same politician that called for the resignation of not only Bill Clinton during the Lewinski scandal, but also called for the resignation of other elected politicians who were caught in illicit affairs such as Senator Ensign (R) of Nevada, former senator Larry Craig (R), former governor Elliot Spitzer (D) of New York - just to name a few.
He is also a politician who ran previous election campaigns on "family values".
HYPOCRITE.
Bottom line: I want to see the END OF THE CURRENT REPUBLICAN PARTY - because this is NOT the party of Abraham Lincoln - this is an abomination of the GOP that is doing more harm than good to the country.
It's become the party of liars, cheats and hypocrites.
What a chump...........*kiss teet*
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