“Who are the Kardashians” some of you may ask.
The Kardashian spawns – er, I mean sisters – Kim, Kourtney and Khloe (how original with the spelling) – are fame whores who reside in Beverley Hills. They are daughters of lawyer Robert Kardashian (who was on the OJ Simpson defense team) and step-daughters of Olympic decathlon champion Bruce Jenner. Kim, the elder of the sisters, rose to fame when a sex tape she made with (unknown) R&B singer Ray J was circulated on the internet.
How classy
Kim used this scandal – opps, I mean, OPPORTUNITY to promote herself and ended up with a reality series on the E! Channel called ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians’.
Why people will watch a show that espouses the plastic superficiality of Hollywood life where the Kardashian brats prowl, pout and push their breasts in any willing male face just to get their way is beyond me. The sad part is that there are teenage girls who aspire to be like them….and then society wonders why this generation of young girls have such low self esteem when it comes to self-worth and self-image.
According to Wikipedia Kim Kardashian is an American businesswoman, socialite, television personality, model and actress. If you can call flitting from paparazzi to paparazzi camera flashbulbs socializing, making forgettable appearances in third-rate sitcoms acting, or classify selling video tapes of your vee-jay-jay on the internet for publicity as a business transaction…..then they’re probably right.
The head skank…opps, I mean, elder sister Kim got married this summer after a whirlwind courtship by NBA basketball knucklehead Kris Humphries (okay, what the eff is up with the use of the letter ‘k’ with first names with this circle of clowns?!) in an $18 million wedding extravaganza that was taped for the second season of the Kardashian’s upcoming reality series “Kourtney and Kim Take New York”.
But why the sudden focus on the Kardashians this week? Because after only 72 days of marriage head slag Kim has filed for divorce, citing the standard Hollywood cliché - “irreconcilable differences”.
Oh, the HORROR!!!! How will the sanctity of marriage – that bastion of society that the mere presence of gays threaten – every rebound from this development?! It must be a really, really serious issue for them to divorce and not honor the Holy Sacrament of Marriage….
Yeah – a serious monetary issue. Kim-Skank saw the marriage as a way to promote her reality show and garner uber publicity, after which she dumps the Neanderthal spouse once the cameras have stopped rolling, the director has called “CUT!”, and the check has been cashed.
Bitch.
In previews for the yet-to-be-aired show, fans have already gotten a peek at the short-lived marriage.
"How am I going to have my career and live in Minnesota?" Kim asks Kris when he suggests in one show that they move away from Hollywood to his hometown.
His response? "Baby, by the time you have kids and they're in school, no one will probably care about you."
No one will care about you – HAH! That tactless knucklehead is beginning to grow on me…..
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