Thursday, December 17, 2009

POLITICAL CARTOONS








ALICE IN WONDERLAND

Coming in March 2010.



A DIFFERENT TAKE ON CHRISTMAS ORIGINS

WELLINGTON, New Zealand — A billboard at a New Zealand church depicting a downcast Joseph lying beside Mary in bed and the heading "God is a hard act to follow" provoked more than the intended reconsideration of the meaning of Christmas.

The sign was defaced by a paint-wielding vandal just hours after it was erected Thursday outside the St. Matthew-in-the-City Anglican church in Auckland, and triggered passionate and sometimes angry debate on talk radio and the Internet.

Church vicar Archdeacon Glynn Cardy said the billboard was intended to challenge stereotypes about the way Jesus was conceived and get people talking about the Christmas story....(cont'd)

(Full story here at The Huffington Post.)

Saturday, December 5, 2009

THOSE LEVI JOHNSTON PLAYGIRL PHOTOS.....

Wanna get a glimpse of those infamous Playgirl photos of Sarah Palin's grandson's father Levi Johnston?

Click here to get a pic of the hockey-themed series released on the web recently.

Let's just say I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers, okay?

TIGER WOODS AND WHY WE'RE ALL OVER HIS RECENT 'MISHAPS'....

There has been a lot of speculation about exactly what happened last Thanksgiving weekend when Tiger Woods crashed his Escalade into a fire hydrant outside his home in Florida.

There's also been a lot of debate as to the extent of the coverage given to this incident - and the media's obsession of subsequent revelations of 'alleged' affairs by Mr. Woods with (to date) three different women. Why the obsession liberal media? Why, entertainment reporters, is Mr. Woods the sole focus of your programs?

I think I have and idea: the media have FINALLY found a crack in Tiger Woods' perfect image.

Personally, I've always disliked the man because he always came across as, well, to use British colloquialism - a smug prig. He always acted as if he was better than anyone else and to make it worse he was actually good at what he did. Top of his game. The envy of the world. And rich. And allegedly "not a person of color"...(his words, not mine).

Now, to discover all this salacious news about his supposed insatiable sexual appetite - it's just what Tiger haters like myself have been looking for: a chink the size of New York in his armor of fake perfection. And to hear that he's throwing money at his problems and they're NOT going away - gravy, just effing gravy! I can't wait to find out what happens next!!

How does it feel to be human Mr Woods - you priggish ass?

HEARD ON THE STREET

I gotta go home, watch Everybody Hates Chris and eat like a pig.

We get high or “get our muscles relaxed.” That’s what we call it.

Who doesn’t like to get slapped with a boob?

She can be such an iffy Jehovah’s Witness when she wants to.

It doesn’t make any juice, so there’s nothing really to swallow.

Yo, that ain’t a mutt, bro.

I’m pissed as a Bears fan and as a fantasy owner.

One time, they had a leak, and they asked if we could store their heads in our apartment.

If you call yourself an ice skater, you want a cock in your ass.

I kinda just want to eat the meat.

I’m gonna go to the bathroom so I can fart.

You put the T and A in CTA, girl.

So his hobbies are threesomes and tap dancing?

That’s where my stalker first saw me and started following me.

It’s weird: Sometimes when you’re talking to another person, you forget there’s another person.

I masturbated in Matthew’s Sprite and now he’s crying like a baby.

That’s bullshit. I’m hardly that drunk at work anymore.

It’s true. Tom stole the gold like a dirty Irish leprechaun.

If I’m really gonna die, I’m definitely going on a killing spree before I kick.

Jesus, I love boobs so much.

Like, I could totally join the Aryan Nations.

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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

LISTEN (from the motion picture 'Dreamgirls') - Beyonce

Just sitting here listening to the movie 'Dreamgirls' playing in the background as I work on the computer and I am at the part where Beyonce sings the song 'Listen'.

I really wasn't a fan of Beyonce when the movie came out (subconsciously blamed her for the break-up of Destiny's Child), but when I first saw her perform this song in the movie all was forgiven and I've been a fan since.

So, here's what I think is an inspirational song to play whenever anyone is trying to make you seem significant - enjoy!




Monday, November 23, 2009

WWW.PASSIVEAGRESSIVENOTES.COM - visit it or ELSE....!!!!

Listening to the radio this morning I heard about a new website that's absolutely HILLARIOUS!!!

It's called PassiveAgressiveNotes.com, and it features those notes seen around the office, stores, public transportation, etc.


Take some time to visit - it just might make your day!!

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