Saturday, November 21, 2009

Here's how to read the Sarah Palin book GOING ROGUE.........

Pages 1 and 2 - Use for morning constitution movement.

Pages 3 and 4 - Use for evening constitution movement.

Pages 5, 6 and 7 - Picking up your dog's constitution movement(s).

Pages 8 and 9 - Use to clean grease from stove deposited by that day's cooking.

Pages 10 and 11 - Use to wipe stray urine from toilet bowl rim.

Get the drift?

Now going for under $10 in most places - it's a better deal than buying TP or paper towels for use around the house...and will commit the bitch to something she's totally against: recycling waste for good use.

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