Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Why do women have arms?
‘Cause do you know how long it would take them to lick the bathroom clean?!
Why did the woman cross the road?
Never mind that – what the hell was she doing out of the kitchen?!
Why don’t women wear watches?
There’s a clock on the stove!
Why haven’t they sent a woman to the moon yet?
It doesn’t need cleaning.
Why is a Laundromat a bad place for a guy to pick up women?
Women who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
What do you do when the dish washer is broken?
Slap her on the ass and tell her to get to work.
Why can’t women ski?
Because there’s no snow between the bedroom and the kitchen.
Did you know there are female hormones in beer? If you drink too much it makes you talk crap and drive horrible.
Why do they call it PMS? Cause mad cow disease was already taken.
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