Effective today, gay marriage is now legal in Iowa.
Iowa.
In the heart of the conservative mid-west.
Cornfields and livestock - where men are men and sheep are afraid.
Iowa.
Where last year's Gay Pride Parade consisted of a closet queen taking his broken horse to the glue factory while pulling a wagon filled with flowers for the market.
IOWA.
NOW RECOGNIZES GAY MARRIAGE.
I have only ONE thing to say: YOU GO GIRL!!!!
(Girls, the wagon-train forms to the left!)
