POLITICAL CARTOONS

WHY DO MEN....

Why did God create man?
Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.

What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know .... it's never happened.

How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares?

How are men and parking spots alike?
The good ones are always taken and the ones left are handicapped.

What does a man consider a seven-course meal?
A hot dog and a six-pack of beer.

Why do men name their penises?
Because they want to be on a first name basis with the person who makes all their decisions.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

Why did the man cross the road?
He heard the chicken was a slut.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They don't stop and ask for directions.

WHY DO WOMEN....

Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.

Why do women have arms?
‘Cause do you know how long it would take them to lick the bathroom clean?!

Why did the woman cross the road?
Never mind that – what the hell was she doing out of the kitchen?!

Why don’t women wear watches?
There’s a clock on the stove!

Why haven’t they sent a woman to the moon yet?
It doesn’t need cleaning.

Why is a Laundromat a bad place for a guy to pick up women?
Women who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

What do you do when the dish washer is broken?
Slap her on the ass and tell her to get to work.

Why can’t women ski?
Because there’s no snow between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Did you know there are female hormones in beer? If you drink too much it makes you talk crap and drive horrible.

Why do they call it PMS? Cause mad cow disease was already taken.

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Sometimes the creativity of other makes me feel as if I'm a caveman.......

HEARD ON THE STREET

She totally killed my buzz by saying I should donate all of my fantasy football winnings to Haiti.

Can you give a dog a perm?

“How do I get there?” “You take Lake Shore Drive all the way to the end, then take a right at some shit.”

If I went to space, I would totally do coke.

His girlfriend is one of the ugliest people I have ever seen.

The whole point is to show my boobs more.

Yes. As opposed to all the other straight, celibate rappers.

Look, I love you, but I can’t baby-sit your fuckin’ dog.

White boots equal beat down.

That song’s seriously on the Top 40 in my head.

P.S., thanks for making my parents’ bed and cleaning up all your cock juice.

OMG, I’m sexting myself right now.

What kind of a friend are you? If he’s dead to me then that means he’s dead to you. It’s called loyalty.

Up or down? I thought you said fuck or drown.

That’s really cheap for a vibrator.

So what you’re saying is, Tennessee is Kentucky’s bitch.

Do you know what a physician’s assistant is? It’s a fucking nurse.

“I thought he was either gay or a Boy Scout leader.”
“Dude, is there a difference?”

(Courtesy of TimeOut Chicago.)

REST IN PEACE PROF REX NETTLEFORD

PROFESSOR Rex Nettleford, one of Jamaica's brightest sons and a cultural icon, died in the George Washington University Intensive Care Unit last night, six days after he collapsed in his hotel room in Washington and four hours before his 77th birthday.

Nettleford, who suffered a massive heart attack, was admitted to the hospital's intensive care unit and placed on life support. He never regained consciousness and finally passed at 8:00 pm.

Nettleford was a recipient of the 1957 Rhodes Scholarship to Oriel College, Oxford, and returned to Jamaica in the early 1960s to take up a position at the University of the West Indies. At the UWI he first came to attention as a co-author (with M.G. Smith and Roy Augier) of a groundbreaking study of the Rastafari movement in 1961.

In 1963 he founded the National Dance Theatre Company of Jamaica, an ensemble which under his direction did much to incorporate traditional Jamaican music and dance into a formal balletic repertoire.

For over twenty years, Nettleford has also been the artistic director for the University Singers of the University of the West Indies, Mona campus in Jamaica. The combination of Nettleford as artistic director and Noel Dexter as musical director with the University Singers has seen the creation of what is referred to as "choral theatre".

Beginning with the collection of essays Mirror, Mirror published in 1969 and his editing and compiling of the speeches and writings of Norman Manley, Manley and the New Jamaica, in 1971, Nettleford established himself as a serious public historian and social critic.

In 1968, Nettleford took over direction of the School for Continuing Studies at the UWI and then of the Extra-Mural Department. In 1975, the Jamaican state recognized his cultural and scholarly achievements by awarding him the Order of Merit. In 1996, he became Vice-Chancellor of the UWI, and held that office until 2004, when he was succeeded by E. Nigel Harris.

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FEBRUARY IS BLACK HISTORY MONTH

Black History Month is a national annual observance for remembrance of important people and events in the history of the African diaspora. It is celebrated annually in the United States and Canada in February and the United Kingdom in the month of October.

The remembrance originated in 1926 by historian Carter G. Woodson as "Negro History Week". Woodson chose the second week of February because it marked the birthdays of two Americans who greatly influenced the lives and social condition of African Americans: former President Abraham Lincoln and abolitionist and former slave Frederick Douglass. Woodson also founded the Association for the Study of Negro Life and History, now the Association for the Study of African American Life and History.

The history of African-Americans and Black America is given close consideration during Black History Month. National, social, scientific and political contributions by black Americans are recognized during Black History Month. Historic accounts related to the civil war era, the civil rights movement of 1955-1968, mainstream technological advances and inventions that have had positive impact on the economy of a nation are often considered.

(Courtesy of Wikipedia.)

LET'S START THE WEEK OF RIGHT, SHALL WE?

THERE'S MORE TO WEB SURFING THAN INTERNET EXPLORER.....

Have you ever sat in front of your computer or laptop in frustration waiting for Microsoft's Internet Explorer (IE) to load the page? Are you one of the many internet users who think there is no alternative?

Well, here's the good news: there are alternatives - and they're usually much, MUCH faster than IE!!!!

Here are some of the most popular alternatives used by tech savvy people world-wide:

MOZILLA FIREFOX: This is the second most popular web browser behind IE. Formerly known as Netscape before being acquired by AOL, Mozilla Firefox - or just Firefox as it is better known - is considered to be vastly superior in speed and features when compared against IE. Firefox was the first to introduce tabbed browsing, and offers spell check to persons who use the web for bloggin and data entry. The only downside to this program is that most government websites are not compatible with Firefox so you have to drag out the old and slow IE to access or use their website.

To download a version of this vastly superior internet browser (and the 2nd most popular worldwide) click here.

APPLE SAFARI: Yes, you don't have to have an Apple computer or laptop to use their web browser. The interface is similar to iTunes and the graphics are true to the Apple brand. THEY boast that they are lightening-fast, but personally I think it's nothing to get excited over. However it still is another alternative to IE.

To get Safari go here.

GOOGLE CHROME: Not to be left out of the browser wars global search engine dominant Google has entered with their browser called CHROME. It operates on the belief that speed and bare-bones graphics is better and forces their program to focus on performance rather than gimmicks. I think that the sparseness of the look reduces the presentation of similar popular features found in Firefox. However - they do promise faster browsing speeds than IE and that's a selling point to me!

To download CHROME click here.

OPERA: Opera is an internet browser built for one thing - speed. When compared against IE, Firefox and others in a third party test held in 2008 Opera out-performed the previous mentioned icons. Opera get's it's speed by using bit-torrent technology; getting all the information of a website not from one server but from numerous servers. (Kinda like filling a pool with 6 pipes rather than one pipe.) The downside of Opera is that - like all others - it is not intergrateble with some websites that rely on global dominant IE for their needs.

To try OPERA click here.

So there you have it - a list of some browsing alternates to IE. Why not download one and try it today?

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