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HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRESIDENT OBAMA!!!!!!!!

(......if you were really born on this day............in Hawaii......in 1961......and not in Kenya......or one of them there African countries in China that my cousin/brother/father who lives in the trailer park in the Appalachian Hills up dere where the moonshine's good is always talking about.........)

SAY WHAT?! OH YES HE DID!!

I think South Carolina's senator Lindsey Graham (R) has been drinking again......

Why?

During an interview this morning on the TODAY show with Meredith Viera Sen. Graham actually AGREED with a lot of the actions the Obama Administration is doing.

HUH?!

A Republican that spoke calmly, thoughtfully, clearly and agreeing - or even defending - some of the policies of the Obama Administration?

SURELY NOT!

But he was. And he did.

Sen. Graham thought the 'Cash for Clunkers' program was a success and thinks that the bill for additional funds for this program should be passed in the Senate as soon as possible. He also wished the success of former President Clinton's visit to North Korea to negotiate the release of the two American journalists being held on espionage charges, and defended the fact that a raise in taxes will be needed in the future to help cover the deficit while at the same time reforming government-run programs that are inefficient...one of the promises made by Candidate Obama during last year's election.

His only reference to any, ANY Republican ideology was a quick reference to examining the role of government in private enterprise, and a concern of where should it start and where should it end.

I think even Meridith Viera was slightly taken aback by the sensible discussion that lacked any Republican partisan political squabbling.

To Sen. Lindsey Graham of South Carolina: WELL DONE!!!! Not because you agreed with some of the Obama Administration's policies, but because you could identify what was working but at the same time express (what I think is a very valid) concern of the role of government in private enterprise.

I'll be keeping my eye on you and hope that this is a lasting trend.

Watch the interview in full below:

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TALK ABOUT EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE!!!!

Last week I had the unfortunate experience to listen - not once, but twice - to uber conservative whore Michelle Malkin.

This is a woman who, crippled by religious guilt, childhood prejudices and self esteem issues, has made herself the racial whore of the conservative movement.

Born to Philippino parents and schooled in Roman Catholic institutions, Ms. Malkin has had a history of always trying not to be 'the different one' when it comes to opinions...or fitting in. She makes the most absurd statements without providing any substantial evidence to her statements.

Dismissed as a hack, I was dismayed to see her as a panelist on 'This Week with George Stephanopulous' during last Sunday's broadcast. However, my fear was allayed when 'The Shrill Whore' was put in her place last Sunday by award winning journalist and editor Cynthia Tucker of the Atlanta Journal Constitution with regards to the issue of unemployment compensation. While The Shrill Whore was making frantic attempts at labeling the unemployed as lazy masses dependant on 'government cheese' - the esteemed Ms Tucker was quick - and dignified in her quiet southern manner - to point out that in these trying times such rhetoric labelling of the unemployed was unfounded...and uncalled for.

The Shrill Whore knew well enough to retreat from superior intelligence and backed down.

However, she remains at large.

The moral of this story is: be careful of the shiny things that initially attract you - they may in time turn around and attack you....remember Sarah Palin?

BUH-BYE SARAH PALIN!!!! (Yah nutcase....)

Don't let the hit ya where the good Lord split ya!

Suggestion: go visit a very, VERY DEEP ravine in Alaska and somehow slip and fall, will ya?

You betcha!!!

(Stupid twat....)

ABUSE OF....EGOS?

In case you just woke up from a coma, or were living in a cave in a remote part of the world - the below is a quick synopsis of the Gates arrest that sparked heated debates about race relations in this country:

Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates was arrested at his home last week by members of the Cambridge police force.

Why?

For breaking into his own home.

Yup.

The story goes like this: Gates had just returned from China to his Cambridge home and discovered his front door jammed.

He opened his back door with his key and tried unsuccessfully from inside his home to open the front door. Eventually, Gates and his driver forced the door open from the outside. The professor was inside for several minutes when a police officer, Sgt. James Crowley, appeared at his steps and asked him to step outside. (The police had been called by a suspicious white neighbor who saw two black men doing something (?) outside a home in her neighborhood.)

This is point that is fueling heated debates: what exactly was the exchange between both parties that led to the arrest of a noted Harvard professor - in his own home - on the charges of disorderly conduct? (For a full report of the story click here.)

Regardless of who said what - methinks that although both Professor Gates and Officer Crowley were caught up in a competition of who's ego was bigger and better, most of the blame rests on Officer Crowley. I think he arrested the professor just to teach him the lesson of who was "bigger" than the other with regards to power.

So to me, this is not a question of race, but a question of over-sized male egos wallowing in personal self-importance issues.

And this this battle is even older and more violent that the battle of the sexes...or even the battle between races.

Men will be men. And most of the time - just plain old egotistical ASSHOLES with super-fragile egos.

HEARD ON THE STREET

Everyone’s all old and settled down and doesn’t do coke anymore.

They were frolicking in their own juices.

Look at his face. How could he possibly know what’s going on?

You just doubled your pee mileage.

We forgot to steal my mom’s Vicodin.

So you consider yourself a twink?

Bicycles are so peasant.

I’m not ignoring you, I’m just walking away while you’re talking.

Wait, did you just call me a midget dyke?

Oh, no. My grandmother is on Facebook.

Don’t do that goofy grin you do when you drink.

I’ve seen where her hands have been. I’m not touching her.

That tasted like God jizzed in my mouth.

I’m trying to get my freak on Friday.

It’s such a terrible trait, but he keeps seeing the good in people.

I don’t want to get laid tonight. I don’t want to fall asleep crying.

I don’t have a gag reflex, and I still couldn’t fit it all in my mouth.

I just want to punch him in his asexual face.

You’re always doing someone a favor when you make them go down on you.

(Courtesy of TimeOut Chicago.)

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PAUL KRUGMAN WAS REALLY ON HIS GAME TODAY!!!!

This morning as I watched my usual Sunday fare 'This Week with George Stephanopoulos' and listened to the points being made by this morning's panel - Donna Brazille, George Will, Adrianna Huffinton, David Brooks, and Nobel Prize winner Paul Krugman - it was apparent that Paul Krugman had eaten all his Wheaties that morning!

I happen to admire Paul Krugman a lot; I think is insights ARE passionately but thoughtfully derived and sense that he firmly believes in the basic good of humankind, but sometimes when he appears on talk shows it seems to me that in his spirit of allowing other to airs their views he allows his vision get lost in the loud cacophony of the naysayers.

NOT TODAY!!! Paul was on FIRE this morning in defending his views and managed to be on par and even SILENCE his visionary nemesis George Will (in my mind at least), especially on the issue of whether President Obama is over-exposed or that his health care plan is sketchy, or even on the president's comment on the Gates arrest issue - Paul was succinct, to the point and always got the last word in on the subject being discussed.

So, to my pal Paul Krugman I have only one thing to say: you go boy!!!!!!! I'll have your back any day!!!!

HOT HOT HOT MEN

HOW BEAUTY CAN BE UGLY....

In a fit of insanity - tonight, after President Obama's speech to the nation on health care, I decided to check out what the morons on Faux Noise were saying. Just my luck - uber asshole Sean Hannity was on with his alleged 'Great American' panel.

I must say I was surprised to see former NFL hottie Jason Sehorn on the panel, and wondered what he was doing there.

After five minutes it was apparent - he was part of the far-right brainwashed Republican fanatics spouting un-substantiated discussion points and bashing ANYTHING positive that has happened since Obama's inauguration. I'm surprised he didn't slip and use the 'N' word in his talking points!

Suddenly, beauty turned to ugly. I don't care how hot a body you have, or how perfect your face may be - beauty really, really, REALLY comes from inside.....

MY LATEST ADDICTION: That '70s Show

Recently, I've started a habit that helps me to fall asleep.

No, no, no, no, NO - not that (pervs) - I watch 'That '70s Show' on The N until I fall asleep. Yah know - I never appreciated the show during it's original run, but watching back-to-back episodes makes you appreciate the characters and nuances. It's well written, smart, and focuses on the story and not necessarily on stuff that happened in the 1970s.

Great to watch - check you local listing for broadcast times!!!

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