Wednesday, March 11, 2009

HEARD ON THE STREET

(Courtesy of 'TimeOut Chicago')

The only lasting relationships have at least one subservient wimp.

My parents have been 40 for a long-ass time.

These breast-feeding lesbians sold us weed.

I’m not attracted to men, but I’m losing my attraction to women. Is there something in between?

Jesse McCartney didn’t look that cute tonight.

I’m going to have to start hitting you.

A little standing never hurt anybody, unless they were standing in lava.

Those are so real they look fake.

I’ll bet you five jelly beans and a Krispy Kreme that you can’t hit that from here.

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