Sunday, July 19, 2009

MY LATEST ADDICTION: That '70s Show

Recently, I've started a habit that helps me to fall asleep.

No, no, no, no, NO - not that (pervs) - I watch 'That '70s Show' on The N until I fall asleep. Yah know - I never appreciated the show during it's original run, but watching back-to-back episodes makes you appreciate the characters and nuances. It's well written, smart, and focuses on the story and not necessarily on stuff that happened in the 1970s.

Great to watch - check you local listing for broadcast times!!!


Sunday, July 12, 2009

A-HOLE OF THE MONTH - Sen. John McCain

Sorry Meagan, I love you to death but your father has been acting like a real JACKASS recently.

Firstly, for someone who was himself tortured - he is steadfastly sticking to GOP party politics and rather than acknowledge that whoever authorized water-boarding during the Bush administration should be held accountable for the betterment of that black time in American history and to restore the credibility of the U.S. on the world stage - he's instead chosen to spout a "forgive and forget, what's done is done" attitude.

Sure.

I "betcha" he wouldn't be singing the same tune if he saw any chance of persecuting the people who tortured him for five years in Vietnam, now, would he......?

Then there's the entire Caribou-Barbie debacle.

I will always - ALWAYS - hold him accountable for unleashing that Alaskan she-beast on this country. During his interview this morning with the overly-eager 'Meet the Press' host David Gregory, McSame could have dodged commenting on Pale-in-Comparison's recent antics and remained neutral. Instead, he spouted the usual 'she's more than capable to run the country' bullshit even though he knows that he made a SEVERE bad call in judgement when he selected her as his running-mate last year.

But - to cover his ass - he'll defend his selection because to him anything short of support for her will confirm his error in judgement to his detractors. I don't know who he thinks he's fooling 'cause we all know he was trying to get the Hillary supporters with his Palin selection and that strategy back-fired- spectacularly - in his face.

Sen McCain, if you really were the so-called 'maverick' you were heralded to be - you could have really examined the reasons you failed so miserably last election, and use those issues to pull your party together - but you decided to act out the role of 'sore loser' and criticize everything THE WINNER is trying to accomplish while licking your wounds....

Soooo, to doddering Grandpa John McCain I am awarding him July's 'Asshole of the Month' prize - because you really, really, REALLY deserve that recognition.

Dumbass.........

MUSIC VIDEO: Beyonce - "Halo"


MUSIC VIDEO: Brittney Spears - "If U Seek Amy"


Thursday, July 9, 2009

COMMENTARY

Americans need to wake up and realize that just going around boasting and bragging to the rest of the world that they're the biggest and the best WILL NOT GUARANTEE THAT THEY WILL REMAIN SO if they do not implement new ideas, innovations and major adjustment in social values.

Just because you have enough nukes now to destroy the world ten times over and HAD (emphasis on had) a strong economy will not stop China, Russia, Iran, India, Pakistan, North Korea, Malaysia and other countries from making their own....I mean, seriously, who the eff are we to tell other countries what they can and cannot do?

Oh wait - India, Russia, China, Pakistan and Korea have 'nuke-clear' weapons....too late........

Hey America! There were other empires BEFORE the great United States....and they will other empires AFTER the fall of the US (if we continue down the current path). For example - the former glory of the British Empire.....or even the great Roman Empire just to name a couple. And the reason they crumbled was due to resistance to changes in the way the world think...um, thank,,,um, thunk......well, you know what I mean.

Look, (oh God, I just sounded like Obama) - in 15 years China made great strides in taking control of the manufacturing process and has surpassed the US to dominate the world market in this area.

India has - in just under 5 years - claimed the crown of being the most computer savvy resource in the world; if you make a call to any tech support toll-free number you are 8 times out of 10 more likely to be taking to a polite and accommodating sari-clad, curry flavored person in India than a fat, lazy, uncooperative and obnoxious fast-food dependant worker based in the US.

America ranks twenty-eighth - 28th - in the world with regards to internet speed....we're below countries such as Romania, Japan and RUSSIA for crying out loud! (http://www.speedtest.net/global.php)

In the past 15 years Europe has consolidated into a larger and stronger market than the US by strengthening the role and power of the EC and implementing a stable currency system with the euro poised to take over from the US dollar as the preferred currency used for trade in the world markets. Europe is now also seeing the benefits of maintaining a regulated economy that is mutually beneficial to both corporations AND workers - rather than the un-regulated "greed is good" corporate mentality that dominates corporate America leading to last year's crash and the current recession/depression.

(Wait a minute - could the second coming of the British Empire be forming under the guise of the EU?! Crikey.........)

AND TO MY BRETHREN HUSSEIN IN THE WHITE HOUSE:
you better do something soon about the healthcare problem in this country because right now your administration is just a continuation of the failed Bush/Cheney policies due to no changes on torture, 'Don't Ask Don't Tell', gay marriage, Wall Street, credit card company strangleholds, failing infrastructure (last week's Washington train crash anyone?).....the list goes on and on and on and on and on......

Hey there President 'O' - where the fuck is the change you so sweetly whispered in our ears last year? I've had enough with the foreplay - time to get to the good stuff!

Sunday, July 5, 2009

WHO SHOULD WIN WIMBLEDON THIS YEAR - RODDICK OR FEDERER?

Who the fuck cares?! I get to watch their muscled legs work those tight asses on the tennis court for four hours!

But for the record - I think Federer will win despite the valiant efforts of His Hotness Andy Roddick...

MAY YOU AN YOUR PUSSY FIND ETERNAL HAPPINESS MRS. SLOCOMBE....

Mollie Sugden, the comedy actress best-loved for her role as Mrs Slocombe in "Are You Being Served?", has died aged 86.

Sugden's portrayal of overpowering women, including the fearsome Mrs Hutchinson in the Liver Birds, made her a household name over the past five decades.

She died in the Royal Surrey County Hospital in Guildford on Wednesday July 1st after a long illness.

Her twin sons, Robin and Simon Moore, were at her bedside.

(courtesy of The Telegraph.)






Saturday, July 4, 2009

MUSIC VIDEO - Michael and Janet Jackson: "Scream"




GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH

Yesterday's announcement by Alaska's publicity hungry governor Sarah Palin that she was resigning as governor by the end of July sent shock waves throughout the country. All Democrats - and some Republicans - are waking up this morning hung over from celebrating at this unexpected but welcomed development.

Now, speculation runs rife about the reasons Pale-in-comparison resigned from her post. Some are even predicting this announcement comes ahead of a major scandal that's about to break.

Regardless of the reason this latest stunt by the former beauty pageant contestant only underscores her erratic behavior and inexperience of dealing with the national spotlight, and her piss-poor decision-making skills.

Let her leave office to go around and kiss the asses of the right-wing fanatics and nut jobs that support her - I predict she will amount to nothing more than a circus side-show attraction after she leaves office in late July.

Good riddance to very, very, VERY bad white-trash rubbish.

And shut the trailer-door on you way out, will ya?

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Wednesday, July 1, 2009

HEARD ON THE STREET

Bitch, I was drunk when you met me.

Why is everyone carrying their dog around? It’s like a purse that poops.

That Starbucks is like McDonald’s.

Why won’t you be my best friend?

His bathroom smells like the rhino exhibit.

Based on your mood, the soup kitchen must’ve been closed.

Some folks should really be caged.

Were you just checking out my non-boobs?

I think you got serial-killer tendencies.

Does this dick match my outfit?

You haven’t really lived until you’ve been bled.

If you don’t tell people, people don’t get told.

He’s fine; he’s just a terrible human being.

I have choir rehearsal? Tonight? Aw, shit.

I’m such a cheap bitch; I went shopping at CVS on Friday and had $32 in coupons.


(Courtesy of TimeOut Chicago.)

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Who ever thought this up is absolutely brilliant!!!!!


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