“Honey, a pregnancy test?” “Yeah, I bought it while I was buying the vodka.”
She’s attracted to white guys that look Mexican.
“I went and did some ’ludes.” “Do they even make ’ludes anymore?”
Because I’m a motherfucking lady.
I wrestled that stroller like it was a sand shark.
So your hat is your personality.
My mom e-mailed me from the same room.
I’m usually smoked-out way before 4:20.
A bag wouldn’t help; I’d still know what she looked like.
I saw peach-fuzz, and there was no peach.
Why are you harshin’ my mellow?
I fucking hate my life. The only good thing is that my dick is huge.
I’m not running for the bus; I ran to get to this country.
Snort it all.
I’m more interested in the length than the color.
You think he’d be flattered to be called “hotcakes.”
She’s attracted to white guys that look Mexican.
“I went and did some ’ludes.” “Do they even make ’ludes anymore?”
Because I’m a motherfucking lady.
I wrestled that stroller like it was a sand shark.
So your hat is your personality.
My mom e-mailed me from the same room.
I’m usually smoked-out way before 4:20.
A bag wouldn’t help; I’d still know what she looked like.
I saw peach-fuzz, and there was no peach.
Why are you harshin’ my mellow?
I fucking hate my life. The only good thing is that my dick is huge.
I’m not running for the bus; I ran to get to this country.
Snort it all.
I’m more interested in the length than the color.
You think he’d be flattered to be called “hotcakes.”
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